"Quarantine 101" by Malyse Domingue
- Matthew Finley
- May 11, 2020
- 1 min read
Quarantine 101
Underestimating the deterioration rate of brain cells
Apocalypse… it has arrived
Realizing Netflix doesn’t have anything new to watch since the last four times I checked
Apparently sneezing is illegal
Nonchalantly hoarding food at midnight
Trusting that Disney Plus will replace the hole of Netflix’s betrayal
Is being fit even worth it?
Nothing says “summer’s coming” like the tan I’m not getting
Even the dog wants a beer
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